Now that I've decided to blog about the dysfunctional relationships in my life, I feel as though I should introduce the original Man. No, not Jesus. Not Rocky. Not Chuck Norris.
Northwoods Wisconsin Billy.
The "I wear pleated pants, play World of Warcraft, never been to a large city, wear socks with sandals, and have an earring" Billy.
Never underestimate the power of a woman. Or Gap.